It's guerrilla vaudeville Americana with Cap'n Scurvy's Apocalypse
Hoedown Revival! Bringing you that miracle tonic healing nostrum...
It's a theatrical comedy snake oil
show like no other, with double the spirit, half the dogma,
and a whole lotta feel good music
Witness the Power for yourself with the the incredible
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Step
right up and be healed of your afflictions, ailments and character
flaws through the amazing miracle power of the Reverend Ezekiel
Ignatius Flatbottom, or take the miracle home with Cap'n Scurvy's
reviving rejuvenating re-educating Elixir of Panacea for the low low
price of a dollar ninety nine!
Come on out and see the dirtiest medicine show this
side of the lesser Antilles. It's got laughs and thrills,
inspiration and denigration, fire eating and machete juggling,
alchemical rejuvenations, miracle faith healing, banjo playing and
random audience participation.
Cap'n Scurvy hypes the
crowd with an inspirational story
Step
right up and be healed of your afflictions, ailments and character
flaws through the amazing miracle power of the Reverend Ezekiel
Ignatius Flatbottom, or take the miracle home with Cap'n Scurvy's
reviving rejuvenating re-educating Elixir of Panacea for the low low
price of a dollar ninety nine!
